Jourdan Schaffart
The image above was downloaded straight out of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (under Schizopathic/Red Sea) for the honorable purposes of this photo-review showing Schizpathic rocking back and forth in the Red Sea. And no, this Red Sea is not the inlet of the Indian Ocean between Africa and Asia known as Yam Suph in modern Hebrew, popularily known for it's habitat of over 1000 invertebrate species and 200 hard and soft corals. This Red Sea is also not 174,000 square miles with a maximum depth of 8,200 feet. Instead, this Red Sea is a small club located in the middle of the large land mass known as North America. More specifically, in Minneapolis Minnesota and is actually nowhere near a sea, nor does it look like a sea, nor will you find Moses and the Israelites or their Egyptian oppressors anywhere nearby. The club does has plenty of hard liquor; however, it probably does not have the beer you drink, supports a known child molester (by keeping him employed) and the cooks don't know any English. So if you order a hamburger no cheese, expect to get a fish sandwich with cheese. Let the review commence.
Mike Liebenow
Garth Vader
Lassie made a guest appearance singing on "Me, Myself and I," only she changed the lyrics to "Me, Myself and my Bark." Nobody seemed to mind.
Cole Cameron
Cory Peik
       In this reality, Scott Bell is not in Shizopathic. Corey Peik is. In fact, in this reality nobody even knows who the hell Scott Bell is. It is not something that can be explained. I mean, do you really think that everytime an event in your personal timeline is replaced by someone else’s experience of the same event at the same time in your place you are even aware of it?
     "They" mess around with memories as well. Sometimes, what you think happened, and you’re pretty damn sure you experienced, never happened at all. Think of it this way: every time reality shifts, changes or transforms it is proof that "They" have Attention Deficit Disorder and are altering your experience of existence because we perpetually bore them. This is my theory anyway. Expect continued 'under the radar' reports on "They" and "Them" throughout the Legendary Kingdoms website in the future.
"Mayday, mayday! ... Dammit! Can anyone hear me? I’m losing altitude fast and my landing gear is jammed."
"Aaaaahhhhhhhhhh!...."
The Badger, the world’s only ‘hero’ with a multiple personality disorder, made an unprecedented appearance. First he violently molested the child molester working there; then he proceeded to savagely pound the cooks for screwing up food orders, in the process heroically saving a common rooster pigeon from being served as buffalo wings. He even performed CPR on the poor thing right in front of the stage! Everyone clapped when it coughed and flapped it's wings.

What an amazing weirdo. It makes you wonder why he doesn't he get more positive press coverage.
Cobra Commander caught on camera lurking behind Garth's rig. He didn't stick around too long. Too many heroes in attendance I guess.

Above: Schizpathic make the front page of the onlynewspaper that has any relevance in today's world.
Left: Ghost Rider poses for a pic with some of the guys after the show; and after using his Penance Stare on the child molester which is why he was there.
Below: An unemployed comic book artists rendition of two female audience member's reacting to Schizopathic.