Beneath a Steel Sky

Concert Review Section

Previous Quotes of the Month

"If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive."
                         Samuel Goldwyn

"The fact is, reality itself is quackery, so it shouldn’t matter what quackery you believe in cause all quackeries are quacked."
                              Ace Warloch

We have a rule that there must be more people in the audience than on stage, or we don't play live. One cold and stormy night we got on stage at some shitty club and only three people showed up, so we had to get rid of the guitar player.
    Bobbie Wright of Brocus Helm - Den of Iniquity #3

People need to be able to waste time, make time, lose time and buy time.
               Terry Pratchet - Thief of Time

"We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true."
                                 
                                      -  Robert Wilensky

"Nothing wrong with my brain that a good bolt of lightning won't sort out."

           - Terry Pratchet The 5th Elephant

Long before a thermonuclear war can come about, we have had to lay waste to our own sanity. We begin with the children. It is imperative to catch them in time. Without the most thorough and rapid brainwashing their dirty minds would see through our dirty tricks. Children are not yet fools, but we shall turn them into imbeciles like ourselves, with high I.Q.'s if possible.

R.D. Laing, The Politics of Experience as quoted in The Spectrum of Consciousness by Ken Wilber.

"I hate it here. That's why I keep coming back."

Spider Jerusalem

"Nothing exists except atoms and empty space; everything else is opinion."

Democritus

"The light show is the show. The music is just the background for the lights."

Frank Beard - ZZ Top

"....taxes are for people not smart enough to start their own countries."

Leicester Hemingway

"I can't go to work today because I've got post traumatic concert disorder."

Ace Warloch

"In the court music of ancient China, orchestras of over a thousand players were assembled to produce a sound loud enough to be heard in Heaven. Today we do something similar at rock concerts, perhaps more in the spirit of communing with Hell."

- Robert Jourdan